Kiddie Reminders!!!

I really needed a shower today! My hair was a mess and I despertly needed to shave my legs LOL. Probably TMI I know but stay with me. I dread having to shower. Things in this house can go from 100% perfect and content to negitive 100% in less that 10 seconds. I cant even remember showering without coming out of the bathroom to find everything was still intact, nothing ruined and everyone accounted for. SO while in my dreaded shower I was thinking "WOW heres one more thing I miss doing from before I had Kids" I started to think of all the things that prove I am a mom or remind me that I am a mom on a daily bases. I got all these in my head before two tiny fists pounding on the door and a high pitched "MOM" yes kaity has found her voice. SO NOT FUNNY STOP LAUGHING ;) BUSTED. Anways heres my list:

1) MOMMY can no longer shower let alone leave a room for more than 2 minutes without something going missing (child or item), something being dumped, sprayed, squirted, drawn on, broken or someone freaking out.

2) My Van looks more like the inside of my diaper bag than a vehical. Having everythig in it from sunscreen, bugspray, extra clothes to bottles, blankets, snacks, toys, shoes and paper towel.

3) I cant talk on the phone without someone interuppting or scraming at the top of their lungs.

4)My most used words are; NO, STOP THAT, DONT, TIME OUT, 123, DONT HIT HER/HIM.

5)My walls are covered with the latest works of three toddlers

6)I Know the words to the theme songs of Max and Ruby, Backyardagins, Dora, Deigo, Harry and his bucket full of dinosaures and numerous other tv shows.

7) Silence is not something I look forward too. No Noise = BAD

8) I cant wait to get away and when I'm away I cant wait to get back

9) Someone asks me to do something with them, or for them and I have to check my phone, my daytimer and rack my brain to see if I forgot something.

10) My Favorite sound is laughter especially the giggles

11)I am a pro seeker/ fixer/ snuggler/ dr/ hurddler/ hair dresser

12) I have to jump a gate everytime I go into the kitchen or dinning room.

13)my most favorite time of the week is grocery shopping

14) I ENJOY my job as a MOM and would trade it fore ANYTHING